Monday, June 8, 2009



Monday. Beat th blues and shake it up honey!

Bunked in @ Grampy's last night. (I miss th folks)
Oh wells.... Had a movie marathon last night with Uncle Jit.
We watched Hollywood's latest news. Jon+Kate+8. Powerpuff girls. Rugrats. Jim Jam.
Barsket, he fell asleep after arranging th flowers for some fussy bride he was complaining about.
Haha!

Woke up at 730 to make breakfast for everyone. Honey waffles & Hot cocoa. Had myself a great chit chat session with Grammee and grand aunt who came over for tea. Folks were going on and on about matchmaking and marriage and then BOOM! I became their hot subject. Haha! Grammee warned me to get wedded before 30, or else.....
She will matchmake me with some nerdo from Hainan island. (Haha!)
Pffffft, I am taken and there is absolutely NO WAY am i going to marry a countryside ass from Hainan Island. I'd rather marry a Hainanese Chicken instead.

Anyhow, I am wedded to Steven G. See that above? Oh well, I am kinda getting bored of him. I think..... I am kinda attracted to my current love, Muhd Ridwan!
He is buff and sizzling hot! (I simply can't resist)
Alrighto, knock me out of my fantasy.

Wedding date of Muhd Ridwan & J-ing have been comfirmed.
30.08.09
Rsvp by 30.06.09

Love rumble my shack baby-J

Sunday, June 7, 2009

Saturday Dates






Hohoho, what can I say about my Saturday?
It was one great deal of wild fun right smack into my face.
Bear with me folks, this post is just going to be really draggy.

Met up with Cookie @ Clementi Mrt to take a train down to town. He had his date with Austen & Dinosaur because Anip ditched him. (Haha! Serve you right bby)
Anyhow train rides with Cookie was fun. Met up with Dinosaur outside Boarders, and Dinosaur was so fxcking pissed with Cookie for showing up an hour late. And for that Cookie got himself one kungfu panda punch. Haha! While waiting for Austen to turn up Dinosaur was telling Cookie and me some hilarious stories about "Austen & th biscuit vending machine" (HAHA!) Alrighto, Austen showed up like 15-minutes later after he told us he was crossing th road and guess what? The three boys were standing in th middle of th entrance discussing what they wanted to do. Starbucks? No. Movie? Anything. Finally they manage to get an idea on what they wanted to do so Austen grabbed his Newpaper from boarders and checked out th timings for th movie.

Then came th action packed quarrel.
Cookie: Eh can send my gf to heeren first? Then we watch a movie @ Cine?
Austen: Wtf. I just parked my car and now you want me to enter ERP!?
Cookie: Ala, Erp how much?
Austen: I think 1 plus
Cookie: Ok la, I pay you with my Ez-link card
Austen: (haha!) What th fxck. let's go!

Gosh, then came th wild car ride in Austen's car.
It was insane. Boys were deciding where and what movie to catch. It was simply hilarious. Then Cookie was getting high and wanted to honk at th police car. Crazy bunch of botaks who made my Saturday afternoon AWESOMEZXZXZXZXZ!

Met up with my girlfiees @ Centrepoint. I miss them so qiffin' much alrighto.
Went to grab a bite. Called taxi(911) for Hy. Ate snow mountain @ Slice and Cherb was really digging into the Snow ice like as if she was going to kill it anytime (HAHA!) waited to find a place to lax but couldn't decide so we randomly hopped into a cab with our balloons and headed to Botanic. Cam whored th entire evening thanks to Cherb's & Val's camera which was capable of doing 10 continuous shots (Just imagine how many brain cells you could kill just to think of 10 different poses that will last you th entire two hours?) Said our goodbyes at 8pm.

Cabbed down to Marina to meet daddyo & mommy. Was dying to give myself a retail therapy but didn't really see anything interesting. Was about to head home when I bumped into____. Well, I'm sorry I had to give you th cold look. It just makes me feel awkward having to bump into you on th streets.

Now, sitting infront of my laptop uploading more than 400 photos.
Im dying, save me-J

Friday, June 5, 2009

Jamming @ Tiet Studio.







Get it straight into your face peepo, it's Friday!
Friday means, NO MORE EXTRA LESSONS and th best part SCHOOL'S out!
Haha and it that means stay home, slack off on th couch, binge, and turn into a slop.
Ohoho, went jamming after school. (Yadeedooo, bet this is just gona spark off th next hot topic of your convo)
Friday's Jamming with Danish, Razi, Shafeeq, Fird, Josh & Shahib was down right Awesomezxzxzxz!

Two hours was simply insane and deafening!
Dead beat right now.

Alrighto folks, I shall get busy with Cookie on msn.
I miss my Cookie very very much.
I love my Cookie very very much.
Above all else, he is botak.
& that's why I love he so darn much!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009




At th age of 50, I would want my husband (Cookie) to look as sexy as Richard Gere.
I would also love to have a son as dashing as Chris Pine



Now, tell me God, is this too much to ask for?

Monday, June 1, 2009



Wham Bam Pow!

I survived th Chinese O's today. Coolios, now i can kick my shoes off and chillax for awhile before th next wave of examinations come in July?
Haha. I am feeling ecstatic right this instance.

I kinda love today. So bear with this super draggy blog post. I just got to blabber it off. Woke up early this morning with butterflies in my tummy, god knows how much snacks I practically junked off just to ease my anxiety. Ye, fact is I did feel a slight anxiousness for this exam alright. Mind you, it's a national exam. Hah! Came to school pretty early, if only th teachers had told us th exam commences at 830 I would have sleep in a little later. Pffffft, I could actually read th words on th examination script! How's that? Well, very satisfying for someone who is chinese illiterate! Now, that is indeed a sense of achievement, I CAN READ!

Haha, then came paper two. Well I..... kinda tried my very best for th paper. I am pretty much confident I will ace through my ass on SECTION D. Gotcha, hello fellas, there isn't a SECTION D. Section D was what I included on my own (candidates please refer to th above picture for referrence). Haha.

I doodled my dream cottage (except it isn't red, forgive me for not bringing color pencils in), then I drew an apple tree, fluffy puffy candyfloss-like clouds and two butterflies! I want to share sweet nothings with Cookie under our shady apple tree. Aw, I miss my cookie. Hey, when I say I will ace it, I am damn right sure about it, my drawing has a fairytale story that goes with it. Haha! And no! It isn't for you to listen, it is specially dedicated to Kyelor and Rhys.

Alrighto, so much for chinese O's. Bused back to grampy's place late afternoon. I must say it was an EYE-OPENING bus ride for me. Haha! Board th empty bus and stood behind a male passenger. Didn't care two hoots about his existence until.... He openly took out an FHM magazine. Ye, like what-th-fcuk. He was flipping through every single page, scrutinizing those feminine figures from left to right, right to left, up and down. Geez, totally oblivious to th stares he got from th other passengers he continues to turn th magazine and actually had th decency to open up that "FREE" poster. Pfft, utterly disgusting. I shot him that hello-asshole-thanks-for-allowing-an-innocent-kid-like-me-peep-into-a-magazine-with-FREE-pinups-of-transexuals- kinda look. Well, at least he got th message, and obviously embarrassed by his actions he kept th magazine.
Bloody Pervert on bus184, I swear I'll bust your ass.

Enough of my oh-so-dramatic day.

Special thanks to th following peepo for making my day with well-wishes!
1. PINKO RHINO (I love you bby)
2. Tina (Sweets, I'm missing you)
3. Ridwan (Pantat uh kau, you owe me a HUGE EXPLAINATION)
4.Tricia (I promise to find your MR.Right)
5.Agnes (Meet up soon prettyhead!)
6.Isham (uh.... thanks?)
7.Daddyo & Mommy (I love you two!)